Close ur eyes

Close ur eyes..think about urself.. 
ur face,ur smile&ur nature..nw 
open ur eyes.. 
oru comedy film parthe effect irundrikume..! 

Weightaana Padippu Paduchum No Job

Sardhar:Weightana padippu padichum

enakku innum vela kedaikala.!

Man:appadi enna weightana padippu padiche?

Sardhar:

pre(Kg), L(Kg), U(kg)

Arukampul Juice

Arukampul juice
udampukku
nallathu thaan.
But,
Athu ENAKku
pudikkathu
karanam PULI
pasithalum pulla
mattum illa
athoda juicekoda kudika thu.

Customer Care Girl

Actually naanum avalum romba close frndslam illa. 

But enga 2 per naduvula idhuvaraikum oru chinna sandai kooda vandhadhu illa.

Kovam kooda vandhadhu illa.

Ava enaku enna relation'nu idhu varaikum puriyala. But one thing, ava romba possessive..

Naan yaar koodayum pesa koodadhaam..

Naan yaarkavadhu phone panni pesalaamnu try panninaa ava enna solva theriyuma?

"Ur account balance is too low to make a call..."

We Will Not Touch Book Itself

Girls : Exam Time la Nanga tv, Computer, Cell ethayum Thodamatom. 

Ungalala mudiyuma?

Boys:

Ha ha ha..

Naangalam Bookaiye thodamatom.

Athu ungalala mudiumA.

He Is In Bathroom

D most painful moment-

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"Wen 1 of Ur girlfrnd calls U in mrng & Ur grandmother picks up d phone & say:

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"avan kakkoosla irukan ma":-)

Have a smelly morning.

Sandhaanam Dailogue Remake

Unna madhichi msg Anupuna, nee enna pannanum?

Sollu chellam nee enna pannanum?

Onnu msg'ku rply pannanum, illa forward Pannanum!

Atha vittutu yaen delete pannara!

Illa theriyama than kekuraen.

Nee enna avlo periya Appatackra?

Illa avlo periya apatakaranu kekran

Varusathuku oru thadava booster pottu sappa msg anupra unake avalavu ADHUPU na, masam masam booster potu suthi suthi super msg anupra engaluku evalavu ADHUPU irukum illa evlo adhupirukumnu kekurean

Nee I Love U Sonnai Ya

Father:

ne ava kita

"i love u"

sonniya.

Lkg Son:

sonnen but athu nadakathu.

Father: y?

Lkg son:

Ava vera yaro 2 pera love panralam

Father: yar da avanga

Lkg Son:

Therila Ava "i love u 2' nu matum solitu odita....

College Students-

Poi Endru Therinthum Vekkam Illaamal Solra Ore Oru Sentence,

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Macha "Adutha Semesterla Irunthu Nalla Padikkanum

Terrorful joke

Terrorful joke : 

Begger: Amma thaye picha podunga nan vaai pesamudiyatha oomai..........

Lady: pakkatthu Veetla poi Kelupa enakku kadhu kekadhu..

2000 Rupee treat

2000 Rupee treat

True frndship: En kadhalai avalidam solla kooda naan avalavu payapadavillai anal en nanbanidam athai solla bayanden..

Karanam:

Avalidam 2 rubaiku rose vangi kodutha vishayathai sonal ivan 2000 rubaiku treat kepan.

terror frnd

Game of Indian Girls

Australia girls

game "cricket"

Russia girls game

"tennis"

China girls game

"chess"

BUT INDIAN girls

GAME:

"love"

yennama vilayaduranga theriuma..!

Comedy SMS

What is SMS?? LOL

SMS SMS SMS
Do u know what is SMS?
S-Singam anuppum
M-Monkey padikum
S-Small story.
Enna Moraipu..
Yarukkavathu forward Panni negalum singam agikkoga.gud eve