Arukampul Juice

Arukampul juice
udampukku
nallathu thaan.
But,
Athu ENAKku
pudikkathu
karanam PULI
pasithalum pulla
mattum illa
athoda juicekoda kudika thu.

Customer Care Girl

Actually naanum avalum romba close frndslam illa. 

But enga 2 per naduvula idhuvaraikum oru chinna sandai kooda vandhadhu illa.

Kovam kooda vandhadhu illa.

Ava enaku enna relation'nu idhu varaikum puriyala. But one thing, ava romba possessive..

Naan yaar koodayum pesa koodadhaam..

Naan yaarkavadhu phone panni pesalaamnu try panninaa ava enna solva theriyuma?

"Ur account balance is too low to make a call..."

We Will Not Touch Book Itself

Girls : Exam Time la Nanga tv, Computer, Cell ethayum Thodamatom. 

Ungalala mudiyuma?

Boys:

Ha ha ha..

Naangalam Bookaiye thodamatom.

Athu ungalala mudiumA.

He Is In Bathroom

D most painful moment-

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"Wen 1 of Ur girlfrnd calls U in mrng & Ur grandmother picks up d phone & say:

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"avan kakkoosla irukan ma":-)

Have a smelly morning.

Sandhaanam Dailogue Remake

Unna madhichi msg Anupuna, nee enna pannanum?

Sollu chellam nee enna pannanum?

Onnu msg'ku rply pannanum, illa forward Pannanum!

Atha vittutu yaen delete pannara!

Illa theriyama than kekuraen.

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Illa avlo periya apatakaranu kekran

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